Sometimes the monster is in the next room disguised as a teddy bear, and the fangs come out so fast that even if you are listening you don’t even have time to play it over again in your head before the teddy bear bites your child the second time and you hear the bear hit ...
In the distance, a plot is hatching. How can they distract me long enough for one of them to unbury the baby mud turtle from its new home in the flower pot? ...
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Subject: Reasons I love my kid 1. Every time she is at a store with money she buys me some little thing 2. She plans surprises 3. She (almost always) does chores without being nagged, even though she doesn’t really have a chore list anymore 4. She makes her little sister smile and laugh and watches her while I ...