Sicker Than Others Saving the Landfills, one Giant Plastic Toy At a Time

How did this happen so fast?

The party, as always, has been a sucess due mostly to the red velvet cake, the movie candy, shrbet punch, ice cream, and sodas we pumped into the kids all night.

We are not faring as well as the children, and I think I may go insane soon. In my head I am chanting “10 more minutes, 10 more minutes….”

But if they wake the baby up, I am going to a hotel and all the party guests will be required to stay here and take care of her.